I’m not the most reliable gift-giver.  Sometimes I remember my sister’s birthday and send her something cute and personal; sometimes years will go by before I remember to call my parents on their anniversary.  But now that I have a baby, I’m hoping for some decent swag in honor of my first Mothers’ Day.

Decent swag includes obvious things like chocolate, jewelry, and overlooking the fact that I just bought a pile of new clothes.  But for the creative, yet giftly-challenged out there, here are a few guidelines as to what you’re better off avoiding.

1. Men should never buy clothing for women.  Especially if it’s tight. Their idea of shopping is to pick something off the rack that has the right inch-age and then go look at the smartphones on display at Radio shack.  Women do not come in standard measurements!  If you really have no imagination (or know she’d actually like to receive one), get a gift card.

2. Anything with the words “age-defying,” “reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles,” or “youthful glow” on it.  Even if it’s a more expensive version of a product she already uses.  ESPECIALLY if it’s a more expensive version of a product she already uses.

3. Fruit.  Did you confuse Mothers’ Day with a funeral?

4. Mundane kitchen items.  No one needs more potholders.  But fun luxury appliances like a waffle iron or a deep fryer or a pasta maker are ok!

5. Useless arty things like bowls.  Not for Mothers’ Day.

6. Spouses and adult children should not give finger paintings or popsicle stick sculptures as gifts.

7. If she likes to knit, don’t get her scrap booking supplies.  If she doesn’t like camping, don’t buy her a new sleeping bag.

8. What’s the feminine gift equivalent of a tie?

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